Being a chick with a phat ass has to be either awesome or awful. I used to rubberneck every time I saw one pass me by. I am talking near whiplash from just trying to look! I’m a lot more subtle now that I am older, but I imagine getting that kind of attention so often has to be a lot for a girl to deal with.

Back in my twenties, I got together with a group of friends from work for a night of clubbing. One of the girls coming along was a mix of black and Puerto Rican. Her ass was one of the fattest I had ever seen. She dressed it down at work, so when she had it stuffed into the tightest pair of jeans imaginable for the night out, I was blown away. All the guys were. We were trying to play it cool, but we were practically fighting to get a spot next to her. She didn’t even have much of a personality, but that ass made up for it.

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